Pecker is a Dramatica grand argument story emanating from John Waters' weird, yet very real, world. Pecker (main character) is a "snappy go happy-happy go lucky" amateur photographer. His sidekick and occasional assistant is Matt-a pro at "five-finger discounts."

Pecker's girlfriend, Shelly the "stain goddess" (influence character), operates the local laundromat-the Spin n' Grin.

Pecker's parents own business ventures that run in the red-his mother's thrift store outfits the homeless; his father's dive bar cannot compete with the strip club (objective story focus-temptation) across the way. Little sister Little Chrissy is a sugar maven; big haired big sister Tina bartends at the downtown gay discotheque. Grandmother Memama has a roadside pit beef (!) sandwich stand, and believes her Blessed Mary statue speaks (os solution-faith).

Pecker is open (mc unique ability) to the variety of life in and outside of Hampden, a district of Baltimore: "If it wasn't for you, Peckerman, I'd never know this shit existed."

To Pecker "everything always look good" through the lens of his camera.

Pecker has taken pictures all over Baltimore for his first exhibit-to be held at the fast food joint where he works-The Sub Pit.

The fliers he has plastered around town (mc approach-do-er) catch the eye of Rorey. She approaches (os catalyst) Pecker, checkbook in hand: "Your pictures are amazing. They're the real thing. . . . I'd love to give you a show in my New York Gallery-if you'd be willing."

At the opening, Pecker and his "culturally challenged family" are introduced to the New York art world that anoint him: "A brand new art star." Pecker snaps pictures of the chic crowd because: "Life is nothing if you're not obsessed."

The family returns to Hampden to find their home burglarized. Rorey encourages him to: "Take pictures, Pecker. This could be your next show. Your dad's loss. Your mom's sadness. Get close-ups." Appalled and dismayed, as quickly as the community has embraced Pecker's fame they are ready to disown it-and him. The police officer investigating the case admonishes the boy: "What they call art up in New York young man, looks like just plain misery to me." Shelly entreats him not to: ". . . become (consequence) an asshole, Pecker. I beg of you, do not become an asshole."

All manners of catastrophes hit. Little Chrissy is put on Ritalin. Matt is caught shoplifting. Tina's fired. Memama is accused of faking Mary's miracle. Pecker can no longer take original photos: "I'm trying to get new stuff but everyone knows me now." As one potential snapshot subject says: "Some people don't feel like being art."

When Rorey puts the moves on Pecker (mc focus-temptation), an act witnessed by Shelly-it is the last straw for the photographer (mc response-conscience). Assuring Shelly he loves her "more than Kodak" (relationship story thematic counterpoint-commitment) he turns his back on New York and says: "They can come to me this time . . . I'm going to have my own show right here in Baltimore (mental sex-female)."

Shelly learns (os requirement) to appreciate the colors of her world (ic resolve-change), and the town realizes its favorite son is true blue (mc resolve-steadfast). New York travels to Baltimore (by limousine) and Pecker's "outsider art" is a brilliant success (os outcome). All applause Pecker and "the end of irony." A newscaster asks: "So what's next, Pecker?" To which he replies: "Well. I'm thinking of directing a movie." (mc concern-future) Freeze frame on the shadow of a John Waters' smirk (mc judgment-good).